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Kramer goes to pick up his new plates only to discover that the DMV has accidentally handed him somebody else’s vanity plate: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eASSMAN\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/The_Fusilli_Jerry?utm_source=chatgpt.com\"\u003eWikipedia\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNaturally, Kramer doesn't immediately return it. He decides the plate must belong to a \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eproctologist\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e and quickly discovers that driving around New York as the ASSMAN comes with certain advantages—including attention from women and the confidence to park in a doctors-only space.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEventually the mystery is solved when Kramer encounters \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDr. Howard Cooperman\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, a proctologist who has also received the wrong plates. A photograph of the doctor's boat reveals its name: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eASSMAN\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e. 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